Adult Content - Idea for Smarty Marketing Manager

As we see daily requests for help on how to remove the adult content filter, I had an idea for the Smarty Marketing Department. 

A new customer can send in a copy of their passport or driving licence, to prove they are over 18.

Then, Smarty send them a SIM card with the adult content filter already turned off. 

Maybe, going one step further, a voucher is sent with the SIM card, to be redeemed for a supply of Kleenex ? As Smarty are based in Reading, maybe a tie up with Waitrose, based in nearby Bracknell, could be arranged ? 

Just a fapp, er I mean thought.